Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

Funniest shit i've ever seen by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

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fennigantatious

Dishonest, deceitful, devious, destructive, and delusional. Someone who has a way over-inflated opinion of themselves for no reason, has no noteworthy accomplishments. A person who pretends to have integrity and good character but has none. A person who dominates and monopolizes every conversation and within seconds turns the conversation to themselves to brag about things they have done or seen or will do, things that are not notable in any way. Someone who thinks they are smarter than others but they aren't smart enough realize others ridicule them for their ignorant and oh-so-self-important behavior. Someone who pats themselves on the back endlessly.

Man, why did you post that stupid shit in your sports club egroup? Do you enjoy being laughed at and ridiculed? Way to be fennigantatious, bro.

fennigantatious by Bham Caver January 27, 2018

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Amy Schumer is funnier than you

The most destructive and cruel insult in the English language. Seriously, this is worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur grannie trannie, ur brother a mother, ur sister a mister, and all insults like that combined.

Tom: Your sister a mister!
Paul: ...I'm sorry, old pal. You leave me no choice.
Tom: Hm?
Paul: Amy Schumer is funnier than you.
Tom: *Gasps, then falls to the ground, weakened. Pluto and Neptune explode*

Amy Schumer is funnier than you by DrMurrao June 6, 2018

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