Fartiac Arrest 

A period of uncontrollable farting.

dude, I can't stop farting." "yeah, you must be going into Fartiac Arrest

Fartiac Arrest by ROBB726 January 11, 2011

fartiac arrest 

a condition occurring when bowel gasses build up without release shooting upward to the chest region causing pains normally associated with heart attack

After a lengthy buffet session at the Golden Corral, Harliss keeled over in the church pew. The paramedics subsequently arrived and soon calmed the distraught parishioners pronouncing a simple case of fartiac arrest.

fartiac arrest by Fushimoro January 1, 2012