Farm Daddy

A incredibly sexy person who turns out to be a disappointment in the end

Person one: Damn..who's that!
Person two: oh..that's just a farm daddy
Person one: oh..ew

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big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

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Taking a farm animal or your significant other and having sex while bent over the salad bar at the local Home Town Buffet

Man I met this chick on Bridge Builder Mars thing and instead of building bridges, I gave her the big daddy moe farm shed special

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A very sexy man , who can cook.

“Omg he is such a Fardaddy”

I’ve been so lonely these days just wish a Fardaddy would come into my life.

Fardaddy by Hehe17173 February 17, 2021

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