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Escalopter 

The novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposing directions, and spinning slowly around in place.
Whoa mate, dizzzying escalopter! Your expression is one of satisfaction and disorientation.
Escalopter by Esoog August 4, 2008
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Escalopter 

The novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposing directions, and spinning slowly around in place.
"That escalopter ride had that old lady tripping over herself when she saw it. Mall security took our pictures on closed-circuit tv's. I stole this Prada coin purse."
Escalopter by Choggie August 2, 2008

Escaloser 

A person who has, despite their adulthood, not yet mastered the art of getting on or getting off an escalator without pausing to 'time' their mount or dismount
I was walking along behind this dude going up the escalator, when he stops suddenly at the top and I crashed into the back of him. What an escaloser!
Escaloser by ruperto68 September 26, 2008

Escaloke 

A joke that escalated into a situation. It was supposed to be harmless but went wrong.
They made a escaloke.
Escaloke by The_Mario_Queen April 28, 2024