Escaloser 

A person who has, despite their adulthood, not yet mastered the art of getting on or getting off an escalator without pausing to 'time' their mount or dismount

I was walking along behind this dude going up the escalator, when he stops suddenly at the top and I crashed into the back of him. What an escaloser!

Escaloser by ruperto68 September 26, 2008

escaloiter 

|ˈeskəˌloidər| verb. To stand in the middle of an escalator when people are trying to pass, or to suddenly stop at the top or bottom of the escalator, forcing people to bump into you.

That jerk escaloitered all the way up the escalator and made me miss my train.

escaloiter by Mr_Evets July 23, 2016

Equaloser 

In sports, a team where an over matched team inadvertently scores a point or goal, temporarily equalising the match against a far superior opponent. This incurs their wrath, leading to a humiliating and one sided destruction for the rest of the match.

Arsenal just scored an Equaloser vs Man city. The floodgates are about to open....

Equaloser by Cayman Red December 22, 2020

La Escalera 

When you too mexican and wanna bullshit white people so you yell LA ESCALERAAAAA!!!!!!

That mexican was yelling La Escalera to one of his white friends

La Escalera by AirSquad_Gang June 13, 2018

l'esprit de l'escalier

French term (translation: staircase wit) for when the perfect response, retort, or comeback comes to mind too late.

"His argument left me so speechless that I couldn't clearly think of a response until I reached the bottom of the stairs. Then, l'esprit de l'escalier came to me."

l'esprit de l'escalier by hannibalmontanibal April 21, 2014

escalera 

Literally means stairs.

Don't fall from the escaleras.

escalera by ssebandress October 4, 2017

Escalopter 

The novel activity executed on an escalator, whereby subject lies rigid with mid to lower back touching both handrails moving in opposing directions, and spinning slowly around in place.

Whoa mate, dizzzying escalopter! Your expression is one of satisfaction and disorientation.

Escalopter by Esoog August 4, 2008