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Erin's Shirt 

An object that has come into contact with jizz/semen... generally a large amount. These object's are usually owned by people named Erin.
"Oh jeez, I got a lot of Jordan's juice on Erin's Shirt!"
Erin's Shirt by NotAnyoneCool January 29, 2009
Erin S (or just plain Erin) is one of the sweetest individuals you will ever meet. Erin is absolutely hilarious, and just has the funniest perspective on everything. Tbh she probably has brown hair and blue eyes, skinny and tall. She does really well in school, probably the top of her class. She has a small-ish friend group, and she’s super cute. Also probably has an older brother, and will be caught in a hoodie & checkered vans
Guy: yo Is that Erin S?

Girl: ya
Guy: she’s like, really cute
Girl: I know

ervin shortwell 

the gay guy that attends castle high that always say hey daddy....
lloyd i want you dammit man lol "ervin shortwell"
ervin shortwell by one eye bandit December 14, 2010

Erin’s biggest fan

Erin’s biggest fan is Cai. They are meant to be
Who’s Erin’s biggest fan ?
It’s Cai

ervin fat ass shit 

a big fat ass bastard that loves dick he looks like niggatron bbc nigger bastard go work out
Zack: i feel like a bbc nigger right now
Daniel: dirty ervin fat ass shit dick lover
Ryden: oml he a nigger ervin fat ass shit niggatron
ervin fat ass shit by nigaiuudqahk December 31, 2023

Erwin Smith

Often you've heard God be addressed in the bible. However, what you didn't know was that God was also mentioned in a series that started on September 9, 2009. This series was then adapted to a full-color sequence known as Attack On Titan on April 6, 2013. Upon watching, God isn't often presented until the 104th Training Corps Arc.

They refer to God as Erwin Smith. He has the sky's most golden hair, strawn and made through the many working hands of angels. The bluest eyes that put the sea and sky to shame and two wings adorn above those pools of water. Two BIG... and VERY WELL GROOMED wings bared before all who have the pleasure of being in this god's presence. Intellectual call it God's Wings of freedom. A symbol of the cause this man has put his heart and dedication too.

You may call him, Danchou? Commander? alluring? Beautiful? Sexy? Hot? Attractive? Breath Taking? Adoring? One of a kind? Amazing? Wonderful? Etc...

With every God, there is also a Goddess. That Goddess being Levi Ackerman also known as Captain Levi. Who was taken under Erwin Smith's watchful and very fixed gaze. Erwin Smith loves this goddess, though he is a man- we will still refer to him as a goddess. Because let's be honest... He fits the definition well.

Acknowledge that Erwin Smith, also known as God was the real reason why Attack On Titan was so amazing.
"No one's slick as Erwin, No one's quick as Erwin. No one's neck is incredibly THICC as Erwin's."

"Where is the commander?"
"He's in his quarters. Playing Monopoly with Captain Levi."

"If I could, I would gulp down all of Erwin Smith's bathwater. That's a fact."
Erwin Smith by OurGodErwinSmith January 18, 2020