Emperor Mao Share definition Flag The act of jizzing in someone's face, usual in the ocular region, to the extent that they squint for days afterwards. What's with Sarah's eyes? Oh, I gave that slut the Emperor Mao last night. Emperor Mao by Bruce Lee April 25, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Emperor Mao mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch