Eat my Hoagie Share definition Flag Used when someone says something so stupid that you want to take a piece of food of 12" and jam it down their throat. Bob says: "I like to eat chickens naked under a full moon." John: "You know what, eat my hoagie!" Eat my Hoagie by Shadoe July 29, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Eat my Hoagie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch