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douchefest 

1:A festival created purely out of douchebags, douchewhores, etc.

2:A time when they're are multiple douchbags in a room.
"Man, this place is a complete douchefest!"

"I'm leavin this douchefest."

DoucheFest 2004 

DoucheFest 2004:

Seven Countries, Twelve Contestants, Thirty varieties of artificial and tropical vaginal yeasts and fungus.

Ten million dollars awarded to the one who can survive it all--with a single douche.

*- Commonly confused with DeutschFest.
Clark: "Yo man, did you see the last episode of DoucheFest 2004?"
Bernard: "Nah."
Clark: "Chloe shoved nails in Amanda's douche, and Amanda suffered vaginal hemmoraghes! It was so funny, Chloe was awarded twenty DouchePoints!"
DoucheFest 2004 by BooRadley October 15, 2004

douchefecta 

a docuhe that has 3 things or more that make him a douche.
a guy who has a harley motorcycle, tight shirt and poped-collar total douchefecta
douchefecta by non-douchefecta April 24, 2010

douchebeetle

A term of endearment, often used as a complement or other pleasantry. Means nice or great.
Father: Son you did so well on your math test today.
Son: Thanks pops.
Father: I mean 100%! Thats so douchebeetle!
douchebeetle by Old Man River November 7, 2010

douchefecta 

When one is wearing a sleeveless shirt, snap back, and a big chain necklace at the same time, making them look like a douche.
Guy 1: That guy has a sleeveless shirt, snap back and look at his huge chain!
Guy 2: He just completed the douchefecta!
douchefecta by Hairy Mcbuttox August 8, 2012