Disimpary Share definition Flag A Simp who opens his Home and also Distributes Gifts, kind Words, And Marijuana In Exchange For Sexual Favors From Females. And stops hanging out with his Real friends (to friends) Man Nicolas is such a Simp.(Friends) I know man he should just open his own Disimpary. Disimpary by Chuck.c April 21, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Disimpary mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch