Dirty Schultz 

Same as a Dirty Sanchez, but the shit moustache is smaller. The moustache should be in the style of Adolf Hitler rather than the style of, say, the Cisco Kid.

Nevermind the Dirty Sanchez, bitch, we're in Germany! You're getting a Dirty Schultz!

Dirty Schultz by Ja$on June 11, 2006

Dirty Schultz 

Sticking your finger in your girlfriend's ass, and wiping the residue on your own upper lip.

Same thing as a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of giving your female partner the shitstache, you give it to yourself.

Tom was about to give Carla a Dirty Sanchez, but go so caught up in the moment, it quickly became a Dirty Schultz instead.

Dirty Schultz by Cowboymac12 December 7, 2007

Dirty Schultz 

After the game, when the hockey team bends over the worst player on the team in the locker room and take turns fucking him from behind. Not stopping until everyone finishes on his head.

BROOOO! WE FINALLY WON! LETS GO HAVE A DIRTY SCHULTZ

Dirty Schultz by Shultz1335602 September 23, 2022

Dirty Schultz 

Same as Dirty Sanchez, except you give yourself the shitstache.

love the poop.

Dirty Schultz by Will, Dan, Emily @ the CC March 31, 2003

Dirty Schultz 

To tell your buddies you are going with them, renig, then go out to try to "one up" them.

Hey bro, where the hell is Dave? I thought he was coming too. Man.... did you just see him drive the other way? Yeah, I was going that way before we stopped here to eat. I thought he just took a wrong turn. He just finished the work I started. I guess he pulled a Dirty Schultz on us.

Dirty Schultz by A-8.5 November 3, 2010