Dirty Hairy

If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.

Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"

Dirty Hairy by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

Dirty Hairy

When a girl finds hair in her teeth weeks after giving an extremely hairy guy a blow job

ugh I just found a dirty hairy this morning

Dirty Hairy by GMPinc June 27, 2009

Dirty Hairy

When somebody kisses the anus of another man. Then the person on top says "Do you feel lucky spunk" and farts in her mouth.

The deluxe version = when the fart is wet

The suprieme = is the dirty hairy deluxe and some addtional shit that accidently ;-) appeared and falls in her mouth.

Sandra: Starts kissing his friends asshole
Mike: Do you feel lucky spunk (and starts one of the dirty hairy's)

Dirty Hairy by nevermind this is it buddy April 2, 2011

Dirty Hairy

When a girl is shaving your pubes off and is feverishly jacking you off so you dont have a panic attack she's about to cut your balls off, however since there is shaving cream involved and loads and loads of ball hair, the hair works it's way up to the head of the penis, so it looks like your dick is wearing a toupee,

She was shaving my balls because she likes the turtle shell effect, but I had so much hair on my nuts it turned into a dirty hairy.

Dirty Hairy by MyMotherDidntLoveMeEnoughBread June 14, 2010

Dirty hairy

Preferring to a mans testicles that hasn’t been shaved and are sweaty and hairy and dirty and a little sticky from some funky juice down there

My guy had fuckin dirty hairy down there I had ta retreat

Dirty hairy by Who’s hunting whom September 1, 2020

dirty hairy

after sex jiz in girls pubs and use it as hair gel for pubic hairs.

I like anal and my name is aj.

dirty hairy by juan neago June 12, 2005

Dirty Hairy

A dirty looking, unbleached anus that is so Hairy you can't tell if they've wiped properly or not.

As soon as he pulled down his pants and showed me his dirty Hairy I dropped to my knees.

Dirty Hairy by Mommyneverlovedme October 1, 2021