Dirthumper 

One who partakes in the humping of dirt.

Todd doesn't like chics. He's more of a DirtHumper.
Hey... so the guy likes to hump dirt. Whatever puts the eeze in your cheeze.

Dirthumper by Yankee Doodle April 14, 2004

dirthopper 

A grasshopper in a place with no grass. Can be consumed raw or slow cooked on pavement.

At Greenwood CTC, dirthoppers are considered a delicacy.

dirthopper by Sergeant Chapstick July 30, 2018

Dryhumper 

A dryhumper most likely named daniel morales, will lock himself in his room, dryhumping the fuck out of pillows, carpets, towels, dogs, clam chowders and tetes.

Be very careful with this kind of people because they will dryhump anything that moves.

Girl.. Yo man, are you a dryhumper??

Guy.. Hell no! My name is edward not daniel to be one.

Girl.. Oh yeah sorry

Dryhumper by Garik February 11, 2014