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Decorate her face like a cake 

To nut in a girl's face similarly to a baker decorating a cake with icing.
I finally found a chick that takes it in the kisser. Last night, she was acting like a dirty slut so I felt the need to decorate her face like a cake.

decorate the lady cake

To ejaculate on a female, as if you were a baker and decorating a cake with icing.
The girl I took home had no idea I was gonna decorate the lady cake.

Womb Decorate 

To cum inside a woman with enough ejaculate to 'decorate her womb'.
Man I really want to Womb Decorate Aida tonight!
Womb Decorate by JoylessWonder October 29, 2021

Dickorate 

Any sort of decoration on a dick. Similar to the famous "Vagazzle", this would be the same on male parts.
When my girlfriend came over for the holidays, rather than bore her with decorating the house, and the tree, I had her dickorate me.
Dickorate by St0nyW33d October 6, 2010

Decorate the oak 

When it's your turn to buy a round of beer, and you are reticent to get up and go to the bar, someone in your company could say to you "Decorate the oak". This means simply to put more decoration on the oak counter e.g. a few more pints of beer
"Decorate the oak ya scabby bastard. It's your round"
Decorate the oak by Ally Dick October 6, 2016

fully decorated

Another way of saying awsome, pimped out, really cool.
Daaamn homie, did you see that Cadillac drive by? it was fully decorated.
fully decorated by Lars M January 19, 2006