Curvelation

The act of curvelating a bowling ball

“My bowling ball didn’t have enough curvelation on it.”

Curvelation by Humanist Angelino October 21, 2020

Curvelation

The act of curving a bowling ball

“My bowling ball didn’t have enough curvelation in it.”

Curvelation by Humanist Angelino October 21, 2020

Curvelation

The act of curving a Boeing ball.
Typically a term only used at the professional level.

“ my bowling ball didn’t have enough curvelation in order to hit the pocket.”

Curvelation by Humanist Angelino October 21, 2020

Integer Correlation 

The scientific name for the hate you feel the more time you spend with a person

Man I spent all weekend with wilson im starting to feel some Integer Correlation.

Integer Correlation by BLDA October 19, 2010

correlationship 

(n) an improper relationship formed by someone who thinks correlation implies causation.

Person A: Every time I forget to pray at night, I'm late for work in the morning. If I can't consistently get my prayer on, I'm def gonna lose my job.

Person B: That's an interesting correlationship you've conjured.

correlationship by happysunman September 1, 2009

The Shading Handjob Correlation 

The Shading Handjob Correlation states that if one is good at shading with their graphite pencil, then they will give really pleasureable handjobs

rick: whoaaa that chick is good at shading
paul: that's not the only thing she's good at
rick: huh?
paul: the shading handjob correlation. ever heard of it?

The Shading Handjob Correlation by Thomas Roald February 22, 2009

Correlation 

A statistic that means a lot less than you think it does, but is useful in arguments if you want to sound right.

There is a correlation between ice cream sales and drowning. Therefore, the consumption of ice cream should be considered a public danger.

Correlation by Killing Kittens May 19, 2009