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Cunt Bike 

Typically known as a Sportster. It's a vehicle NOT meant for men. It is the equivelant of a Geo Tracker. If you were to ride a cunt bike alone, then other people would wonder why you didn't take the time to let your boyfriend ride bitch, so he wouldn't have to take the bus to the Gay Bar that he works at. See also, Ninja 250.
Jimmy dumped his cunt bike while his boyfriend was giving him a handjob.
Cunt Bike by BBlanc March 5, 2009
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