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criscofarr 

(kris'•ko•farr) Verb meaning to masturbate using one's own tears as lube.
I haven't seen Tommy since his girl left him. You have any idea where he could be?

I'm sure he's hiding somewhere just thinking about her and criscofarring.
criscofarr by Member 248791 November 18, 2016
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crisconacht 

Colloquial name given the U.S. Capitol break-in on January 6, 2021. The word references the 1938 Kristallnacht (German for "Night of Broken Glass") when Nazi paramiltary forces engaged in the destruction of roughly 7,000 Jewish-owned businesses throughout Germany. Crisco is the name of a U.S. brand of cooking shortening, often used to reference either the low-class or the rotundness of a person.
See Also: Beer Gut Putsch, Short Bus Putsch, Gravy SEALS, Koup Klutz Klan, Y'All Qaeda, Cosplaytriots, Q Cucks Klan, Boysheviks
"Crisconacht did not go as planned..." - Twitter user @Buzzvert
crisconacht by MitchieMouse January 9, 2021