Cripple turtle Share definition Flag A cripple turtle is when your having sex and your penis is no longer erect. Example: Yah he just got a cripple turtle the other night so we just watched a movie instead. Cripple turtle by PONY, the Founder September 20, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Cripple turtle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch