Cranky Panty
Cranky Panty by Pr0Pabl0 January 3, 2021
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cranky panky
A chronically frustrated state of physical intimacy where the participants are too tired or grumpy to have sex, but too horny to give up trying.
They were both horny as hell, but after last night's fight Carl couldn't shake his anger and Jen still wanted revenge. Stuck in bed and unable to get past first base they settled for three and a half hours of cranky panky.
cranky panky by Weathered&Pressed August 18, 2018
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Cranky panky
Referring to an inflamed and/or extremely painful pancreas, such as in people (or animals, esp dogs) with any degree of pancreatitis or disease of the pancreas (acute, recurrent acute, chronic, hereditary, autoimmune type 1&2, pancreatic cancer, sphincter of Oddi disorder (SOD), small/large duct disease, pseudocysts, etc.).
When pancreatitis flares, it feels like my cranky panky is going to explode through my sternum it's so painful and swollen!
After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!
He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
After eating any kind of food, her cranky panky acts up, making her instantly regret that meal!
He cannot recline back in a chair to watch the big game, as that position causes him to have a cranky panky. He has to sit up straight or lay on his belly or sides instead.
Cranky panky by LindaLooWho April 19, 2021
crankypants
crankypants by Janet S. July 22, 2008
crankypants
Metaphorical pants that infuse the wearer with feelings of crankiness. The level of crankiness depends on the tightness of the pants.
crankypants by senorgato July 15, 2006