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Crankn' it. 

The Act Of rolling in your very MASSIVE penis, so you can proform daily tasks, without your cock slapping you in the feet or dragging on the floor. A very hard task to preform. so mother, bothers, sister, fathers, friends, teacher. may help with this. normaly takes hours for those special people with the gift. (: *cough*meredyth;anna&bethany*cough**cough*
Meredyth- im soo tired!!
Anna- to much Crankn' it. ??
Meredyth- YESS took me 3 hours this morning.
Bethany- ohh, mine took agess aswell, soo mum helped me out,, got her panting too.(;

Anna- OMG, my mom is helpin me now!
Meredyth- uhh mine too. that what they are there for anywayyys.
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crank it up a notch 

It means to bring anything to a next higher level.
Don't always play it in easy mode. Let's crank it up a notch!

crank it up and rip the knob off 

An 80's term meaning to crank up the volume on a boombox and rip the knob off so nobody can turn it down.
Boombox: (song starts playing)
Guy: This is my favorite! Crank it up and rip the knob off!

crank it 

A quick form of masturbation in which one does not have ample time to properly pleasure themselves. Also can refer to repeated masturbation.
Ben tried to crank it in the three minutes his roommate left the room.
crank it by jdubbs April 18, 2006

Jenny Crankin It

Satire of the popular weight loss and diet program "Jenny Craig"; Referring to a diet driven by methamphetamines causing rapid weight loss. Usually referring to a white trash crank addict who has recently lost a lot of weight. Originated in Terre Haute, Indiana.
1st Guy: Damn dude! Did you see Jessica?
2nd Guy: Yeah she got real skinny, yo!
3rd Guy: I heard she's Jenny Crankin It!
1st & 2nd Guy : Ohhhh, that explains it.
Jenny Crankin It by Nick Fox July 29, 2008

Crank It Up

• An expression used to elicit excitement.
• Requesting an assistant to try a machine for operation.
• requesting for a controller of some device be operated in a manner to elevate the output.
• "Ok, I've replaced the flux capacitor, that should go now crank it up!"

• "sweet brah! Dis Ma favourite tune!! Crank it uuuuup!!
Crank It Up by Wade the rubber spade September 9, 2016