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Crack-dust 

The dusted remanent of someone's arse crack on the toilet seat. I say someone, because you can never find the disgusting fucker who did it, seriously how can you not wipe your arse properly? I now have to levitate over the toilet so as to not sit on your crack-stain if no toilet is available.
"Fuck dude avoid the second cubicle on the left, someone has crack-dusted the back of the toilet seat."
Crack-dust by Stu88 August 31, 2017
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Dusty Crock Pot 

When you are having aggressive sex with a girl, and smoking a cigarette at the same time. Right as the male is about to ejaculate, he puts the ciggerette out on her clitoris, then proceeds to cum on the burn.
I just bought a pack of Paul malls to use for a Dusty Crock pot on my girlfriend tonight.

I think menthol cigarettes feel better during a Dusty Crock Pot.