Coon King
The coon King is the Blackest of the black. With names like DeShawn, DeAndre, Marquis, Darnell, Terrell, Malik, Trevon, Tyrone, Willie, Dominique, Demetrius, Reginald, Jamal, Maurice, Jalen, Darius, Xavier, Terrance, Andre, Darryl, you may just be a coon king. If you are a coon king you are a coon hater hater and you are born with 69 pairs of Coon pods.
LeSean: YO start rapping the coon king is coming.
Darnell: *Raps at 60 words per minute.
Coon King Xavier: That is not 61 words per minute.
Darnell: Plz no
Coon King Xavier: Die Coon
Darnell: "Dies"
Darnell: *Raps at 60 words per minute.
Coon King Xavier: That is not 61 words per minute.
Darnell: Plz no
Coon King Xavier: Die Coon
Darnell: "Dies"
Coon King by Kingtucket_YT May 9, 2019
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