Cookiecorn 

A cookiecorn is a magical blend between delicious cookies and unicorns. These magical creatures are very rare and only exist in the great Laya's mind. The cookiecorn is NOT edible. But, if you happen to eat a magical part of the cookiecorn, you will get one wish and one bad fortune that may or may not come true. The Cookiecorn also reincarnate so it cannot die. Unless someone pees on it.

This cookiecorn tastes like my aunt marge's feces.-Irememe

Cookiecorn by ja30nfu June 21, 2017

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia 

Somehow, somewhere...in a rainforest...Cookie Monster is watching you

If you have that creepy sence that a cookie obsessed blue Seseme Street character is watching you while you are in the rain forest, you have Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia.

Cookiemonsteratropicaphobia by TEEHEE MEH ROFLNESS October 20, 2010

Cockicorn 

Like a Unicorn except instead of a horn their is an erect cock growing from its forehead.

Dan Tucker: Fuck you, you gigantic Cockicorn!

Cockicorn by HalfsaleNotice December 23, 2009

Cookieboner 

An explosive attraction/need for a cookie.

Bro 1: I love cookies straight out of the oven, like when they're slightly gooey in the center and the chocolate is all melty...

Bro 2: Oh my god bro, you're giving me the HUGEST cookieboner right now!

Cookieboner by God Hand November 23, 2011

Cookietron 

The result of placing wads of cookie dough too close together on a baking sheet. When heated, they merge like Voltron to form one huge cookie: Cookietron.

Dude, I put the whole package of dough into a pie pan and I've got the most awesome Cookietron. Grab a fork.

Cookietron by Matt Hutson December 7, 2005

cookienorookie 

Some dude who LOVES cookies and LOVES cutting down trees in minecraft

Have you heared of CookieNoRookie?
No why?
You're dumb

cookienorookie by rawrgarf November 23, 2019

Cookiecowchu 

Cookie is a cool epic man with a tiktok and a youtube.

Cookiecowchu is ugly and fat as hell

Cookiecowchu by Cookiecowchu April 24, 2022