Constopeetion

When you have to pee and then you try and it wont come out. (Constopation with pee)

"I had to pee but then when I got to the bathroom I had to struggle to get it out. I had some serious constopeetion."

Constopeetion by cee123 August 10, 2006

Constipeetion 

Similar to constipation, when you gotta whiz but you just can't. Sometimes can be frustrating or even painful.

"F@$&! Constipeeted."

or

"Dude don't watch me when I pee. You're giving me constipeetion."

Constipeetion by Rainiac August 20, 2009

Constipeetion 

When, instead of releasing your blockage, you fire a missle of pee against your bathroom wall.

Darren: Dude, why is the bathroom wall all wet?

Joe: Oh, sorry, I had major constipeetion. I pushed so hard I pissed all over the wall.

Constipeetion by Dictionarydefiner January 1, 2009