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Conspekt 

Conspekt(noun): A person who exhibits all of the 8 elements of fucking rocking at everything.

The 8 elements:
Combat
Offensive communication
Not giving a shit
Seduction of the opposite sex
Physical appearance
Endurance
Knowing your enemies
Timing your actions perfectly
Guy 1:"Dude! I just fucked a chick I didn't care about after saving her from a group of ninjas and seducing her with my rock hard abs. I finished at the perfect time, so that's perfect timing and endurance. am I a conspekt or what?"
Guy 2:"No, because you're trying to hard so you obviously give a shit."
Conspekt by Rocky Treroy December 19, 2010
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conspectable

when a man gets his dick stuck in another man's anus and when he pulls it our shit runs all over his dick.
Wow what happened was just conspectable
conspectable by conspectable September 1, 2010
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