Colonial 

An adjective used to describe any person, event, or organization that is associated with excessive alcohol consumption. Derived from the fact that in colonial times approximately three times as much liquor was consumed, per capita, by the population of the United States.

“Damn Ruddy, why you gotta go colonial all the time?”
“That frat is so fucking colonial”

Colonial by Luke and Dennis January 5, 2009

colonial 

a term used in britain to refer to an american person, derived from the british colonies in america.

Dumb: Hey, What nationality do you think those people are over there?

Dumber: They're colonials you dumb bastard.

colonial by qwertyuiop737 February 24, 2009

Colonial 

A list of sexual moves with a Colonial them. Before performing any of these, one must say to his or her partner "Let me take you back to a time when things were more... civilized." Also know as The Colonial Times.

"I was laying in bed with Ben Reilly last night, and he said to me 'Let me take you back to a time when things were more civilized' and I just knew that I was going to get a Town Crier!"
"Colonial is my FAVORITE part of American history."

Colonial by Babyballs October 6, 2006

Colonial 

A person who chooses the Colonial Faction in popular massively multiplayer game, Foxhole by Clapfoot studios. Usually this person is a cool guy who doesn't like drama and plays foxhole for the fun and not to win wars, unlike the Wardens.

Guy 1: Hey let's go Warden this war!
Guy 2: Hell not im gonna go Colonial and have some fun!

Colonial by SubwayKiwi November 12, 2019

Colonial 

a ghetto school in Orlando, Florida that is full of Puerto Ricans that think they are the shit and are actually a bunch of fuck nuggets

Reinaldo: "Let's go to Colonial!"
Billy: "Nah man that school is full with a bunch of wanna be gangsters that can't hang with any real niggas."

Colonial by I have risen AGAIN June 29, 2008

colonial 

adjective. meaning old school, from back in the day

Dude, "JNCO Jeans are so colonial."

colonial by Chelsea Stallins November 9, 2008

colonial 

old and cool. like a cool old car or a building or device or even a person. but it can also just mean relatively cool.

bro, when you smoke that juul yous lookin colonial af.

colonial by nick the stick66 August 29, 2018