Coasterizer 

When a basketball player is going coast-to-coast and dunks on someone on the other team for an easy bucket

Did you see John Wall's coasterizer last night? He destroyed Deandre Jordan.

Coasterizer by AnalPenetration March 8, 2015

coasterize

coasterize or UK (COASTERISE)
Verb: A CD-W/RW that has been rendered to the state of being only useful as a coaster for hot drinks.

Dern it; Roxio burned the wrong bloody data! This CD's been coasterixed!

coasterize by SkelDeath May 23, 2005