A salutation received with warm regard due to its familiar hang-loose resemblance to the Hawaiian Mahalo (meaning gratitude, admiration, praise, esteem, regards, respect). In actuality, it is an insulting
acknowledgement reserved for intolerable jackasses. Spanish for “suck it”, it is the perfect way to greet your favorite moron. You’ll not only get the
satisfaction of telling him to suck it, but the ignorant douche bag will unwittingly think you’re being cordial and
neighborly in the process.