Chuffling 

Talking complete bollocks and rambling on when your completely sober.

Zero understanding about the context.

Jeff: "I bought a shed yesterday because i couldn't be bothered with a green house."

Sally: "What on earth do you mean?"

Jeff: "I'm not sure myself but i need something in the garden to put my garden tools in, and maybe the car if i'm lucky. Or even i could make it a games room."

Sally: "Stop chuffling Jeff and drink your tea i made you 3 hours ago!"

Chuffling by Fat Jock April 6, 2009

Chuggling

When your computer struggles to run The Sims 3

I placed too many hedge mazes in my world and now my computer is chuggling

Chuggling by boobsbutts69 December 4, 2018

Cuffing Season 

The cold season when everyone’s coupling up, so you settle for a new bf/gf way below your standards. ~Or~ you’re one of the smart ones who cozies up w Coors Light and your pupper bff.

Bobby: Yo, it’s cuffing season, you wanna lock this down?

Charlotte: Ugh no. I’m gonna Chill at home with a Coors Light and Murphy.

Cuffing Season by Coors_Light February 6, 2020

chuffing back a fat dart

Smoking a cigarette

No idea what this cunt is but he's chuffing back a fat dart and that's all that matters

chuffing back a fat dart by Anita Henjebb September 2, 2017

Cuffing the dummy 

Masturbating

Peewee got caught cuffing the dummy in the porn theater.

Cuffing the dummy by Macsloan December 11, 2014

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic 

Actually means: actions taken solely for the feeling (or the appearance) of doing something about an unavoidable situation; actions that not only accomplish nothing but *blatantly* accomplish nothing.

"Oh, look, now GM is trying to fire Wagoner. It's like shuffling deck chairs on the Titanic."

it's like shuffling deck chairs on the titanic by Arkaaito December 9, 2008

Cuffing his dummy 

Masturbating

The pervert got caught cuffing his dummy under his coat in a porn theater.

Cuffing his dummy by Macsloan December 2, 2014