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Chrome Dick 

A man in his early thirties to early forties who thinks he can still pick up 21 year old chicks. A Chrome Dick has slicked back hair, a gold chain around his neck and/or wrist, chest hair sticking out of the top of his hawaiian button up shirt, with a cell phone (or pager) clipped onto the side of his pants. This type of man can be seen smoking cigars while driving his sports car on his way to the country club.
"That guy's a Chrome Dick!"
Chrome Dick by Kuney December 30, 2008
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Chrome Dickhead

A term used to make fun of Chrome (Google's Browser / OS) Fanboys. Popularized by a guy named Redlid who shows up on various forums when Chrome is mentioned and calls them Chrome Dickheads, usually using very poor English.
User1: I use Chrome!
Redlid: User 1 has Chrome Dickhead for 10 years in neighbourhood, asshall!
User1: My dickhead isn't Chrome.
Chrome Dickhead by ChromeDickhead September 29, 2013