Chrisyphilis 

A chronic seasonal disease where the sufferer begins decorating and celebrating Christmas in october. Disease can be infectious, but is mostly just annoying.

Stores that think we won't remember Christmas if they don't put up their Christmas decorations in September.
Suffering from Chrisyphilis

Radio Stations that think we need 8 weeks of Christmas music on repeat.
Suffering from Chrisyphilis

People that enjoy everything about Christmas starting in August.
Suffering from Chrisyphilis.

Chrisyphilis by binx420 November 28, 2013