Chinese Market 

Any place that is so crowded that you can't walk around without bumping into someone else.

I wanted to hit the gym until I saw that it was a Chinese Market in there

Chinese Market by Captains knot October 16, 2018

Chinese Market Value 

How much you are worth depending on the products that you have bought from China and the number of children that have lost their lives because of said products.

"Bro, I just bought this jacket from China for $20"

"Bro, your Chinese Market Value must be around 3 children now!"

Chinese Market Value by CMV Inc. November 20, 2020