Chicago Slammer

The act of receiving oral sex while holding and pulling with necessary force the ears of your wife, girlfriend, or significant other.

My wife would not shut up during sex last night so to silence her I gave her a Chicago Slammer

Chicago Slammer by Lyncoln Park February 12, 2010

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