Chardonanus 

The act of sitting on a bottle of wine and contracting the sphincter around the cork and spin until the bottle is opened.

Hey, thanks for that bottle of wine last night, it made a great chardonanus.

Chardonanus by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki April 13, 2006

Chardonnaunty 

Noun - (portmanteau)
An aunty who is often drunk on wine.

My brother has a kid and now I'm a proud chardonnaunty.

Chardonnaunty by Maggielove October 12, 2017

chardonnaise 

A delicious drink made from bleding mayonnaise into wine made from chardonnay grapes.

She enjoyed a steak of mammoth proportions and a giant, fresh, crisp salad accompanied by a big, oaky chardonnaise.

chardonnaise by Mr Deats June 1, 2022