Chad Johnson 

One of the most exciting wide recievers in the NFL. Currently plays for the Cincinnati Bengals. He's known for his cocky attitude and creative touchdown celebrations.

Chad Johnson just caught a pass.

Chad Johnson by tyrannus maximus October 13, 2005

chad johnson 

One of the best wide receivers in the world. Also known as "Ocho Cinco".

Chad Johnson was fined 5,000 for wearing ocho cinco on his jersey, which is pocket money to him.

chad johnson by anonymouse117 November 3, 2006

Chad Johnson 

When you get so angry at someone you commit the act of headbutting the dog shit out of them.

I'm gonna "chad Johnson" your ass if you don't get out of my face with that bullshit!

Chad Johnson by Caddy B. August 19, 2012

Chad Johnson 

The definition of a good wide reciever. He talks the talk, and can back that shit up, because he has amassed over 1,100 receiving yards in each of four seasons in the NFL. There is only one real Ocho Cinco baby, and he is here to stay.

There are three things guaranteed in life:
1) Death
2) Taxes
3) Number 85 will ALWAYS be open

Here's a question, take your time, its a tough one.
How do you stop Number 85?
Answer: You can't baby, nothing can stop Chad Johnson.

Chad Johnson by BIG YETI DICK November 9, 2006

Chad Johnson 

Chad Johnson is the best wide reciever in the whole NFL. Hes got 4 str8 years leading the AFC in recieving yards and last season he had the most yards in the whole NFL. His celebrations are always something to look forward to,because you never know what he will do next. Chad is so fast that he can even beat a horse in a race. If you don't believe me you can see it on google videos if you want. Ocho Cinco #1 and will go to the hall of fame

Chad Johnson is such a Beast that he cannot be stopped....Most teams have to double or even triple cover him and he can still come down w/ the ball. If there is double or triple coverage on him that means that there will always be someone else open...

Bengals to the Superbowl...

Chad Johnson by Jimmythabeast July 22, 2007

Chad Johnson 

A chad johnson: A profoundly nice cock. To have a chad johnson means to have some serious shmeat.

That Obama, while he ruined America he really did have quite the chad johnson.

Chad Johnson by FakeJSchlatt June 9, 2020