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Captain Mike the Sailor 

A truly scallywag that will man the ship live nobody's business. Catch em on the poop deck in the all white G-Fazo's with that fat zyn pack in his mouth and a tooly on his waste. You can also catch him on shore sippin' reds and acting a fool
Captain Mike the Sailor has the dustiest G-Fazo's I've ever seen

Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroski 

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Mike Ostroski Is Captain Underpants 

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