Campbellitis
Where ones forehead hair line recedes revealing a large thick vein, which whereupon strenuous exercise it tends to swell and throb on the side of said forehead, similar to that found on an erect penis.
I was just lifting some heavy weights, just nailed a personal best on my squats and realised im suffering from campbellitis as i wiped the sweat from my forehead.
Campbellitis by Mole-Man June 13, 2019
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