Cakenshmoosher 

A baseball bat shaped cake smashing device for use in the event that a cake achieves sentience and begins insulting you in mock-Japanese.

Person: *Cuts cake*

Cake: 痛いあなたはばかをクソ何をしている!!

Person: OH GOD!! *Grabs Cakenshmoosher* HI-YA! *SMASH*

Cakenshmoosher by Footfungus July 29, 2010

cakensmoosher 

cooking utensil invented in sweden in order to get rid of the unwanted caken.

swedish chef's weapon of choice.

"få cakensmoosher, du fitta!"

cakensmoosher by SwedishFitta February 27, 2019