Cabbage patch bitch 

A typically dishonest person that is fake/made of plastic (in a figurative sense).

That lying cunt Chelsy is a cabbage patch bitch.

Cabbage patch bitch by The grapist December 22, 2016

cabbage patch bitch 

derived from the movie ___ possibly the remake of The Longest Yard starring Adam Sandler etc. A derogatory commendation and contradiction; a lovable, affable, slang term of endearment.

Look at that Bob Marley lighter you cabbage patch bitch; I might buy it next time we come to this rad tobacco shoppe.

cabbage patch bitch by aus tenjer March 19, 2016