Brown Spade Share definition Flag When you poop on someone's face then proceed to smooth it out into a fecal mask using your balls. this girl was bustin on me all night cause she wanted the dong, so when gametime came instead of hookin up i gave her the old brown spade Brown Spade by I.P. Freely May 16, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the Brown Spade mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch