Brown Pop 

A soda consumed by men in thier early to mid 40's. Usually reference made by weird high school basketball coaches, referring to Brown Pop as detrimental to an athletes health.

C'mon Steven! You aren't getting rebounds, you're being lazy on defense, and you've been drinking brown pop!

Brown Pop by gangusgreen February 4, 2010

brown pop 

a bottle of beer

I've got a 2-4 case of brown pop for y'all tonight!

brown pop by Jon C (coined by Ben Smith) June 29, 2004

Brown pop 

A dick that has been fucking an ass (a.k.a. brown popsicle)

That chic likes to get fucked in the ass and then suck the brown pop dry.

Brown pop by n_gee January 6, 2020

Brown Popsicle 

When a man buttfucks a girl, pulls out, and his cock is smothered in wet, brown, sloppy liquid shit.

Sally: Put it between the cheeks Ryan!
Ryan: IM GONNA RAM IT HOME! *rams it home*
Sally: MMM OH FUCK THAT FEELS GOOD
Ryan: This is gonna give me a really bad brown popsicle later...SHIT

Brown Popsicle by crotchleg6969 June 9, 2009

Brown Pope 

In recognition of successful completion of orgasmic bliss, you thank your partner by blessing them with the gift of a cranial turd.

It was a deeply religious experience, she handled the serpent in the form of a one eyed trouser snake, and took holy water on her face, neck and chest. For her piety I saw fit to bestow a crown of corn, and name her the "Brown Pope"

Brown Pope by vatican shitty January 2, 2013

brown popsicle 

to stick a freezing popsicle up a girl/guys ass to hear the screams of discontent among the partner

wanna lick of my brown popsicle?

brown popsicle by crimey mclawbreakerson October 23, 2007

Brown Popsicle 

When a man puts his dick in a feeezer, when he takes it out, he gives the girl anal then the girls shit is frozen onto his dick, after all this, the girl gives a guy a blow job to get all the shit off his dick

Brad Pit did a brown popsicle with The Cookie Monster

Brown Popsicle by Hairy Willy November 4, 2007