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Brett Farve 

Someone who retires, just to get hired again. Then decides to retire (again), but ends up being hired for the second time.

Then he probaly retires just to decide to crawl back to his old job again.
Guy: Damn that guy is soooo like Brett Farve he can't make up his mind!

Girl: I bet his wife is pissed!
Brett Farve by Brett Farve's wife January 25, 2011

Pulling a Brett Farve

A person who takes a picture of their genitalia, with their camera phone, and texts it to a random cell phone number in their current area code in hopes of a mathematical probability that some girl will find him interesting and texts back for a hookup.
I was so pathetic last night I was pulling a Brett Farve and some old man now wants to kick my ass.
Pulling a Brett Farve by krusty123 December 14, 2010