Birthday Blast 

The explosive shit you take the morning after feasting and drinking for you're B-Day celebration.

Dude last night was sick. I birthday blasted myself right out the door this morning.

Birthday Blast by Surfsupnj April 28, 2015

birthday blast 

When you bust a nut in your partners face and then throw a handful of confetti on it.

Ashley enjoyed her birthday blast.

birthday blast by cccdav April 30, 2015

Birthday Bastard 

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.

A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.

Birthday Bastard by theSinWack June 9, 2023