Beshave

the process of a homosexual shaving his armpits.

I'm sure that guy beshaves...

Beshave by alphadoggizzle December 13, 2010

bible and behave 

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious

Do you want to bible and behave after church today?

bible and behave by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015

beshane 

An Indian Psychopath who likes to eat toenails. Toenails are imminent in its natural habitat. Beshanes are only found in the Nebraskan Ocean. Beshanes are also extremely racist towards racists who are racist towards racist black men. When it goes racist, it undergoes a extreme reaction that causes an earthquake and a tsunami is common to occur. It is recommended that if you see a Beshane, you do not approach.

Person 1: HELP ME! ITS EATING MY TOENAILS!

Person 2: Probably just a Beshane.

beshane by sldkfjlsadfjsadfasd November 25, 2016

Belhaven 

A heavenly ale brewed by artisan Scots.
Heavier than a Newcastle with a nice nutty flavor. This is truly the Lords brew. Known to have healing properties and thoroughly cleans out your tradesman's entrance

Jesus of Nazareth (who was half Scot by the way) was known to drink 3 pints at bedtime.

Belhaven by Samhain_Knight August 17, 2004

Beshane 

An extremely conservative Indian.

"You like Trump?"
"Oh it's just a Beshane."

Beshane by Minecraft Roleplay July 30, 2017

Behave yourself 

watch your behavior.
be careful what you do

Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there

Behave yourself by Sina.sheikh June 20, 2011

Beshevelment

Rude/ unnecessary

« That’s honestly such a beshevelment » - that’s honestly just so rude

« you didn’t have to beshevel me » - you didn’t have to be so rude

« You’re being a beshevel et right now » - you’re being rude af right now

« Beshevel with you » - fuck off

Beshevelment by Millsb June 11, 2020