Beastieality 

The Pleasure of haveing sexual intercourse with an animal.
--Particurly horses because they hve a massive penis.

The girls love beastieality. (they love having horses crew them)

Beastieality by Brian A. January 21, 2007

Beastieality 

The act of having sexual intercourse with an animal.

Corey: I walked in on Dominic M. having sex with his dogs.

David: I knew it would happen one of these days, Beastieality isn't right.
Corey: Thats not what Dominic thinks.

Beastieality by Smokey1995 November 22, 2009

Beastieality 

Having sex with animals particularly cats

Angie 'Matt there's a cat over there'

Matt ' Any holes a goal. I'm into beastieality. But don't tell anyone'

Beastieality by Ash hen May 20, 2022

Bestiality

Sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is bestiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Bestiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

Beastiality 

Common way to misspell bestiality.

Bestiality is sexual intercourse between a human and a real, *non-human* animal.

Ignorant Individual: “Furry porn is beastiality!”

Normal Person: “Actually, furry porn depicts anthropomorphs, which are fictional human(anthro) animals. By definition anthropomorphism is completely unrelated to bestiality or zoophilia.”

Beastiality by semennachos February 16, 2021

midget beastiality 

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

midget beastiality by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015

crypto-bestiality 

Sexual encounters between humans and mythological creatures, i.e. dragons, unicorns, manticores, basilisks, homunculuses

1. Darren has just decided to leave his boyfriend for a unicorn. He has renounced humanity for crypto-bestiality.

2. Knock off that crypto-bestiality and finish your homework!

crypto-bestiality by magicalunicornfucker December 7, 2009