Be Jew 

A nickname for Boston University, or BU, referring to the large percentage of Jewish American students there. Possibly derived from the terrible pun Be You, a less popular nickname for the school.

A: What school do you go to?
B: BU.
A: Don't you mean Be Jew?

Be Jew by pippa s. May 11, 2006

wanna be jewish 

What you say to someone when you want to get really high.

Hey Ryan, wanna be jewish tonight and really get baked?

wanna be jewish by doogiesanders September 23, 2011

wanna be jewish 

attention seeker who trying to look smart, unique and cool, someone who self-proclaim believe in Judaism therefore they're a jewish but in reality they're just an atheist fag that make fun of religion online

wanna be jewish : i believe in Judaism so i'm a jewish ( *meanwhile on atheism forum typing* haha jesus is a fag RAmen)

wanna be jewish by ddddd888 July 31, 2016

Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger 

A white person who is lazy and cheats his or her way through life. They also are extremely cheap with money and always ask other people for rides everywhere. These white people also make it there mission in life to be as close to a Nigger as possible without Actually being black.

"dude Tisza is such a Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger.

Lazy Ass Mother Fucking Jewish Wanna Be Nigger by Dudeman56 November 6, 2011

bejeweled boner 

When you're playing bejeweled and you score an "Excellent" or "Incredible" and you get a massive erection.

I was playing Bejeweled and when the man said, "Excellent" I got such a bejeweled boner my computer flipped over.

bejeweled boner by Dorthaniel April 21, 2010

Bejeweligans 

People who play Bejeweled Blitz with little regard for the people (or situations) around them.

I was trying to listen to my professor, but a couple of Bejeweligans drowned him out.

Bejeweligans by Brian Kolstad February 3, 2010

Bejeweled Blitz 

A Facebook game that is like crack for housewives.

Me at 7:00am: "See you later honey. Don't play Bejeweled Blitz."
Her: "'Kay. 'Bye" She goes to computer
Me at 6:00pm: "I'm back. Honey: the house burned down and the kids are gone!!!!"
Her: "Shelly just got 127,000! I've got to beat her..."

Bejeweled Blitz by Uncle Des July 12, 2009