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Battlefield Series 

Battlefield 1942 + Exp. Packs, Battlefield: Vietnam, Battlefield 2

The Battlefield Series is made by EA/DICE. In Battlefield, you can do just about whatever you want. Shoot artillery, snipe, tank, pilot, it is all something you can do in Battlefield games. All Battlefield games have many mods that will appeal to just about everybody. The multiplayer community is large and there are always servers.

Battlefield 1942 - The first Battlefield game focusing on World War 2. Has many famous battles, and has some of the war's key weapons and vehicles. It had some expansion packs that were never very popular. Popular mods include Desert Combat(Gulf War), Forgotten Hope(World War 2 Realism), and Eve of Destruction(Vietnam)

Battlefield Vietnam - The second Battlefield game, based on the Vietnam War. It isn't as popular as Battlefield 1942 and isn't as good. You will face punji sticks, bouncing betties, napalm boming runs, and much more. Popular mods include Point of Existence(Modern warfare) and Operation Peacekeeper(Kosovo)

Battlefield 2 - The third and possible final Battlefield game. It deals with modern warfare. It releases in June 2005.

There is Battlefield Modern Combat for PS2 but the only people that will buy it are those without a computer or those whos computer cannot run BF2.
Thank you EA/DICE for you great Battlefield Series and your support with patches.
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Battlefield High School

Full of snobby white kids and giant asian cliques that are the only reason why BHS has such high test scores. The girls are easy and most lost their v card at Bull Run Middle. A big ass school full of big ass egos.
Horny? Battlefield High School has some nice sluts!
Wanna join the Battlefield High School drama club? You mean the weird misfits that choose the same shitty actors over and over again?
Anime club? aka the kids that scare the shit outta people
Wow, Battlefield High School sure is a big waste of a big building!

battlefield middle school 

A school in Spotsylvania, VA where girls are just flat out hoes and carry around lip gloss and boys who only care about football. There are some weird kids who I found to be doing satanic stuff. The normal kids, just, they honestly don't care at this point.
Julia: what school do you go to?
Spark: battlefield middle school

Julia: I heard that school is ghetto !
Spark: well, whoever said that, they're not wrong!

Battlefield High School

Basically a bunch of retards who think they’re way more important than they are. Two months after going away to college many will realize the cold hard truth that no one gives a shit about them. Do not fuck with the marching band unless you want a bunch of dramatic shit heads babbling in your ear about shit you don’t care about. Lots of terrifyingly smart asians who all know french for some reason. All the black kids stand next to one wall in the middle of the school and make it even harder to get to class. Half the hispanic kids can’t speak english, but if they do, refer to the white girl/guy categories. Every white girl is either a dyke or so stuck up you can use them as a ruler on your art project. Every white guy juuls and dresses like their trying to get on the cover of a magazine called ‘douchebag weekly’. Don’t know what category you fit into, then your probably a Hick who ingests more Copenhagen than Oxygen, and thinks catching fish is interesting. Saving the worst for last, yep you guessed it! The dumbass white kids who wear supreme and listen to “Lil Pump” and say shit like ‘bet’ or ‘i’m hip’ in an attempt to escape the fact that they’re a spoiled rotten upper class retard who couldn’t be more white if they tried. In all fairness, I do love this school and only give people shit because I find it funny and nearly everyone who goes to this school has a fantastic sense of humor... and plus, we’re still better than Patriot. 10/10
Guy 1: “Yo, did that guy just geeb and then proceed to inject a juul pod directly into his blood stream?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...he probably goes to Battlefield High School.”
Guy 1: “I’m surpised he didn’t spill any on his supreme shirt.”
Guy 2: “Yeah, I’m sure the asians taught him the physics of how not to spill a single drop.”

Battlefield High School

High school in Haymarket, Virginia. Known for its abundant amount of rednecks who spend their free time fishing for bass and posting it on their instagram or putting the confederate flag on the back of their 6 wheel trucks. Where there are large groups of asian people and large groups of snoby white girls. Not to mention, the large amount of wannabe preppy fucks who like to consider themselves preppy when wearing a gay vinyard vines t-shirt who roam the school trying to pick up the flat white barbies. Also, where once in a while, an occasional fight randomly breaks out between two black girls. Where everyone likes to hop in their jeeps after school and head over to Tonys where they continue to act like jackasses. Where basically, everyone is a pretentious fuck no matter who they are.
Guy 1: "Hey Guy 2, Im an arrogrant prick who enjoys smoking pot and acting like a jackass in class. I also enjoy hanging out with my friends who, too, post abundant amounts of pictures of bass. Is Battlefield High School the place for me?"

Guy 2: *sees Guy 1's vinyard vines lanyard hanging out of his pocket*
"Yeh, man."

Battlefield High School

Located in Haymarket, Virginia, Battlefield High School may be the worst educational institution in the Northern Hemisphere.
You see that shit hole?
Yeah, That's Battlefield High School.

Battlefield 2: Special Forces 

Battlefield 2, except with a few different weapons, new skins and silly accents.

Also, more green.
"Here at EA, we strive to make the BF2 Multiplayer even more frustrating in Battlefield 2: Special Forces, by introducing numerous little gizmos dangerous in the hands of every new player. Flashbangs to fuck everyone up, tear gas to make a dumb person cry as their computer's graphics suddenly warp, zip lines to turn everyone into 007, and grappling hooks that would hold the most avid, wanna- be Batman Battlefield 2-er. Also, more terrorists."