Balkenende 

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time

Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?

Balkenende by GerarDS April 12, 2005

balkenende 

Christian-democratic party leader with a horrible hairdo.
Used as a google-bomb titled "raar kapsel".

"Balkenende? Bak ellende zul je bedoelen!" ~Sjaak Bral.

balkenende by Miroy July 29, 2007

Balkenende 

Prime minister of Holland, and most laughed-at one. A French politician once called him Harry Potter, and so does everyone in Holland.

Jan Potter Balkendende should try a different haircut.

Balkenende by Matthijs B May 17, 2005

balkenende 

Dutch and German slang for 'rotten corpse'.

Didn't you hide the body of Tracy? You sick fuck! Do you want his family to find his balkenende and throw up their guts?

balkenende by Aboraly September 1, 2006

Ballegender 

A person that takes tounge play to the man's ball sac to the next level . Able to put the entire sack in a persons mouth and tries to swallow without any gag reflex at all .

This chick I hooked up with was A Ballegender , she took my sac and tried to swallow it whole ... balls and all .

Ballegender by Johnathon Gray February 17, 2018