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Baker fuck

Chill out baker fuck your acting like an idiot nimrod I don't think you need anymore weed
Baker fuck by I remember April 5, 2016

Baker's Fuck

The act of not caring, literally not giving a fuck, up to 13 (a baker's dozen) times more than you would normally.
Man 1: "Hey do you mind if I go out with your ex-wife, she's been calling me for weeks?"

Man 2: "I don't give a baker's fuck what you do."

Baker's Fuck

The act of having sexual intercourse on an oven, using kitchen utensils.
Me and my hot girlfriend did a Baker's Fuck.

I don't give a Baker's Fuck.
Baker's Fuck by Ash104 May 1, 2011

biker fuck 

I hate that old biker fuck he took my girl
biker fuck by stomphehead October 21, 2015

I don't give a bakers fuck

Used to express not giving a fuck, but when not giving a fuck doesn't go far enough. A bakers fuck has an inverse relationship to a bakers dozen. Where a bakers dozen includes one extra, a bakers fuck includes one less. Hence, not giving a bakers fuck is giving even less fucks than usual.

The delivery is very important. You must always have a slight pause after the bakers and heavily emphasize the fuck.
Steve: Dude, this new vegan protein shake really hit the spot.

Zach: I don't give a bakers fuck about your vegan protein.

Bake-fuck 

When a small group of people enclose themselves in a small room and load all of their pipes. You start them all at the same time, and you have to scream "bake-fuck!" as soon as you take a hit.
bake-fuck!