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A person who does not have funny jokes but always tries his hardest to impress his friends. He is not athletic but still challenges evryone.
You are such a batalov, that joke wasn’t even funny.”- anyone
Sorry, but what about this one!”-batalov
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Bagal (ba-gol) - adj., v. - It was originated from the Urdu word “pagal.” First it went from “pagal” to “baagal” (baa-gal), which later turned to “Bagal”, which has finally, most recently, turned into the word agal (a-gol). When Yunus Bhayya was asked about this, he said that ‘the b got dropped’, which meant that the b was not necessary. Now, to get onto the real definition, the word bagal means (in adj. form) “bad, trash, or just not good.” For its adjective form, it can be used in a sentence by saying, “you are bagal at this.” For a verb form, the definition is, “destroying (not literally), beating very bad.” As a verb, it can be used in a sentence by saying, “I am bagalling on this person in the game.”
“I am bagalling on this person in the game.” “you are bagal at this.”
Bagal by Da-Nile March 27, 2020

Donk Bangaloo 

Pronounced; (D-o-nk) (B-An-g-a-loo)

Used when something isn't going your way, or something terrible is happening, it can also be used in short form as Bangaloo
"Aw Donk Bangaloo, I just stubbed my toe"

"Son of a Bangaloo, I just spilt my drink"
Donk Bangaloo by XyloBro February 19, 2021

Deuce Bigalow 

An Outdoor Shit that steams in the winter and starts fires during the summer.
Major Shart: "Holy Fuck, did you see that Deuce Bigalow that I just dropped in front of that forest Snowman?"

Joe Mama: "How couldn't I? There's a raging forest fire now! Pull your pants up quick before the heat from the flames scorches off your bun hairs and we're gonna have to nick-name you twinkie cheeks!"
Deuce Bigalow by High Hiter April 19, 2018

Jacob Batalon 

He is a bean. He is good musician and actor starring in Spider-Man homecoming. He is a delightful little cinnamon roll of joy and laughter. He is so fun and deserves way more attention the his co-worker Tom Holland. Did I mention that he's a bean?
Teacher: all right students. Now who is the most underrated actor who deserves recognition because they are so talented and admirable and adorable and a bean?

Students: Jacob batalon

Teacher: correct!
Jacob Batalon by Loki_is_my_bean December 28, 2018
Wide Open, With Ferocity, To attack or act upon with force and quickness, Merciless,
Our squad leader made us go full bagallion on the enemy combatants.
Bagallion by Gunsling3r733 June 6, 2018